And who’s fault is that you little shit?
“Doctor, I shall require all your courage and alertness.”
“I shall be delighted!”
Sherlock Holmes is cheerful, so Sherlock Holmes must have a case.
The Adventure of the Speckled Band, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Victorian Medicine according to Dr. John Watson
MAN: OH I AM FAINT!
DR. WATSON: HAVE SOME BRANDY, MY GOOD MAN.
ANOTHER MAN: I’VE JUST BEEN SHOT!
DR. WATSON: HOLD THIS BOTTLE OF BRANDY TO THE WOUND.
YET ANOTHER MAN: HELP! I’VE BEEN DECAPITATED!
DR. WATSON: SOMEONE GET SOME DAMN BRANDY IN HERE
Okay, let me explain to you a thing: John and Sherlock are soulmates. Whether that means romantically, platonically, sexually, emotionally, mentally, physically, what-the-fuck-ever. They complete each other. And they need each other and they are two people that are meant to be together, in one way or another. And they are soulmates. Bye.