
(Seriously, I didn’t do anything to this, I cut it out from the scene, looped it and slowed it down a bit, that’s it)
LOOK AT ME I’M HOT AND NAKED
LET ME PULL THESE SHEETS UP AND SHOW YOU MY SEXY RASH
OR LET ME GET TIED TO A CHAIR. FEEL FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
I’M WEARING THIS SHIRT, BUT IT DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO COVER UP
OR LET ME WEAR THESE EXTREMELY, UNNECESSARILY TIGHT PANTS
OR I COULD TOTALLY MAKE OUT WITH THIS WOMAN AND TRICK YOUR BRAIN INTO THINKING IT’S A DUDE
HERE’S ANOTHER ONE TO TRICK YOU LOL
OR I CAN DO MY LAUNDRY NAKED IN THE RAIN WITH CARBOLIC SOAP AND EVEN THOUGH IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT YOU’LL STILL WANT TO BONE ME
OH LOL WHOOPS, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES I GUESS I’LL JUST RUN TO MY ROOM NAKED. WHOOPS ALMOST SLIPPED, LOL
LET ME JUST TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF IN THE VAN, IT’S MORE EFFICIENT THAT WAY
OH HERE I AM WITH A DUDE AGAIN, OH WAIT, NO IT ISN’T LOL
DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED ANOTHER? OK, HERE
CHECK OUT THESE SWEET BOXERS. I NEVER WANT TO TAKE THEM OFF
OH WAIT, BUT HERE I AM WITHOUT THEM. WHOOPS AGAIN LOL
SORRY, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF WHAT A FUCKING AWESOME KISSER I AM LOL
OH MAN YOU’RE LOOKING A LITTLE FLUSHED. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE A NICE COLD SHOWER LIKE ME. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T HELPING YOU COOL DOWN
Benedict Cumberbatch

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Sweet lord in heaven above.. Such nice… books.
OH SWEET JESUS I’D TAP THAT… old lady in the corner that is.
I didn’t even notice the old lady..
I was too busy staring at those beautiful shelves.I can’t blame you tbh they are pretty seductive shelves…
I got distracted looking at that beautiful thing in the last picture that lights up my world.
What a beautiful lamp.I am definitely reblogging this for completely unshallow reasons.
Oh my god, that hardwood floor is GORGEOUS!
heh. hard wood. unintentional yet so fitting…
Those balls, on the shelves, I hope they aren’t just for decorative purpose.
Fucking unf.
IS THAT A MIRROR?
OMG That Is a Gorgeous Coffee Table it compliments the room soo much
Did anyone SEE the sliding door to the kitchen,I mean-