(Seriously, I didn’t do anything to this, I cut it out from the scene, looped it and slowed it down a bit, that’s it)
LOOK AT ME I’M HOT AND NAKED
LET ME PULL THESE SHEETS UP AND SHOW YOU MY SEXY RASH
OR LET ME GET TIED TO A CHAIR. FEEL FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
I’M WEARING THIS SHIRT, BUT IT DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO COVER UP
OR LET ME WEAR THESE EXTREMELY, UNNECESSARILY TIGHT PANTS
OR I COULD TOTALLY MAKE OUT WITH THIS WOMAN AND TRICK YOUR BRAIN INTO THINKING IT’S A DUDE
HERE’S ANOTHER ONE TO TRICK YOU LOL
OR I CAN DO MY LAUNDRY NAKED IN THE RAIN WITH CARBOLIC SOAP AND EVEN THOUGH IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT YOU’LL STILL WANT TO BONE ME
OH LOL WHOOPS, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES I GUESS I’LL JUST RUN TO MY ROOM NAKED. WHOOPS ALMOST SLIPPED, LOL
LET ME JUST TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF IN THE VAN, IT’S MORE EFFICIENT THAT WAY
OH HERE I AM WITH A DUDE AGAIN, OH WAIT, NO IT ISN’T LOL
DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED ANOTHER? OK, HERE
CHECK OUT THESE SWEET BOXERS. I NEVER WANT TO TAKE THEM OFF
OH WAIT, BUT HERE I AM WITHOUT THEM. WHOOPS AGAIN LOL
SORRY, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF WHAT A FUCKING AWESOME KISSER I AM LOL
OH MAN YOU’RE LOOKING A LITTLE FLUSHED. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE A NICE COLD SHOWER LIKE ME. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T HELPING YOU COOL DOWN
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sweet lord in heaven above.. Such nice… books.
OH SWEET JESUS I’D TAP THAT… old lady in the corner that is.
I didn’t even notice the old lady..
I was too busy staring at those beautiful shelves.
I can’t blame you tbh they are pretty seductive shelves…
I got distracted looking at that beautiful thing in the last picture that lights up my world.
What a beautiful lamp.
I am definitely reblogging this for completely unshallow reasons.
Oh my god, that hardwood floor is GORGEOUS!
heh. hard wood. unintentional yet so fitting…
Those balls, on the shelves, I hope they aren’t just for decorative purpose.
IS THAT A MIRROR?
OMG That Is a Gorgeous Coffee Table it compliments the room soo much
Did anyone SEE the sliding door to the kitchen,I mean-
JUST PRESS PLAY.
There you Go.