because the moment the Sorting Hat is placed upon his head, it would be all, “Well I’m clearly out of a fucking job here…” and burst into flames out of sheer embarrassment.
Then the rest of the students would proceed to be sorted by Sherlock, and he would…
someone just needs to take photoshop away from me because I’m obviously not using it for good.
PUT HIM ON MALFOY
WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED 8D
Oh my god XD What has become of us XDXD